Here's my "rebuttal". I found roughly half of the instances listed here are similar to events in Lloyd's life. Read it, bitch.
(1) Noah is “uncovered” – Noah was drunk. Lloyd got drunk and humped a Christmas tree
(2) Abraham shares his wife - 15-16 December 2021 – Lloyd
proposes open marriage, thus sharing his wife with other people.
(3) Sarai shares Abraham – Lloyd wants Dijana to share
Lloyd, but Dijana declines.
(4) Abraham ordered to marry his sister – N/A – Lloyd’s
sister despises him
(5) Lot proposes gang rape of his daughters - N/A
(6) Lot has sex with his daughters - N/A
(7) Abraham shares his wife (again) – Lloyd's ENM proposal
to wife for open marriage, 15 – 16 December 2021
(8) God uses infertility as a punishment – N/A – Though this
is a prime example why the Bible is not true.
What just God would make all the wives of Abimelech barren for something
they did not do and give Lloyd Evans two daughters?
(9) Laban and Jacob – Lloyd doesn’t like this because
Laban forced Jacob to work 7 years for Leah, not because he switched wives on
him. In fact, Lloyd would have been
overjoyed at the thought of getting Leah and Rachel, though he would balk at
working for 14 years in the fields to gain permission. He’d ask his Patrons to fundraise in order to
pay off Laban.
(10) Dinah – N/A
(11) Reuben has sex with his father’s concubine – N/A- Though Lloyd would rationalise this as consensual sex between two adults.
(12) Judah has sex with his daughter-in-law – Judah did
not know Tamar was his daughter-in-law, for she concealed herself as a
prostitute. Lloyd regularly sees prostitutes
and finds nothing wrong with it.
(13) Rapist to marry victim – N/A
(14) Skewered through the genitals – Lloyd threatens to “chop
my dick off” in the leadup to the 16 December 2021 letter to Dijana
(15) Soldiers to keep virgins “for themselves” N/A – Though Lloyd fantasised
about “girls” (virgins?) serving him lunch at MTS School. From TRA: “It was because of
such nonsense that my balls were now aching and I could not get sex out of my
mind, to the point where I would fantasize about the girls who were assigned to
serve our lunches.
(16) Samson has sex with a prostitute – Lloyd has had sex
with prostitutes for years and says sex work is a valid trade and lambasts
anyone saying otherwise as racist or a prude.
WTF is his problem with Samson then?
(17) Gang rape of
a concubine – N/A
(18) Virgins given
to soldiers – See earlier comment about fantasizing about “girls” serving him
lunch. Don’t tell me Lloyd would have
protested if one at that moment had been given by an elder to him for sex.
(19) Women “carried off” as wives – N/A
(20) 200 Philistine foreskins paid as dowry – If Lloyd
actually read this, he’d know it had nothing to do with sex or genital mutilation. If he read verse 25, he’d find that it was a
trick of Saul’s to have David killed by seeking 200 Philistine foreskins.
(21) David “uncovers” himself – N/A – Though as sexually
charged as Lloyd is, I find it hard to think that he would feel this was a sin.
(22) David has sex with Bathsheba – Lloyd has sex with “Cara”
in Pa Tong, and desperately wishes she never left.
(23) Amnon rapes his sister N/A – Lloyd’s sister despises
him.
(24) Absalom has rooftop sex with his father’s concubines
– N/A – Though it does sound like one of Lloyd’s fantasies or a porno video he
particularly likes.
(25) God brags about women being raped as retribution –
N/A
